I can see the headlines now....

Mother Loses It And Goes Ape-Shit In Target Because Small Child Won't Shut Her Trap

Ok, so that's probably a bit long for a headline, but something along those lines.  Target is no longer fun with Emma.  She turns into a raving lunatic.  Something in the Target air maybe.  The air that they pipe in which makes you spend more money.  I can never leave that store without spending at least $30 or more. $36 today, but that's good considering I bought only what was on the list.  And a pair of Dora sunglasses that I let Emma wear in an attempt to get her to SHUT UP.  I actually meant to put them back but forgot.  I'll pull them out when she's being exceptionally well behaved....good luck.

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