Mother Loses It And Goes Ape-Shit In Target Because Small Child Won't Shut Her Trap
Ok, so that's probably a bit long for a headline, but something along those lines. Target is no longer fun with Emma. She turns into a raving lunatic. Something in the Target air maybe. The air that they pipe in which makes you spend more money. I can never leave that store without spending at least $30 or more. $36 today, but that's good considering I bought only what was on the list. And a pair of Dora sunglasses that I let Emma wear in an attempt to get her to SHUT UP. I actually meant to put them back but forgot. I'll pull them out when she's being exceptionally well behaved....good luck.